玩2kmp的人基本都知道這個有點兒煩人的經紀人2K insider， 只要你暫時沒有比賽，他就開始唧唧歪歪引用各種名人語錄。但他又往往能給出一些有趣的建議，我們不能忽略他的話，畢竟他真的説出了很多哲理，咱不妨聽聽他到底説了些什麼...
剛進MP新建人物時，你被迫必須聽他幾句廢話，基本是這三段：
“When i was young, i never wanted to leave the court until i got things exactly correct. my dream was to become a pro”- Larry Bird
my man larry bird once said that, while looking back on his career, this guy was a role model for aspiring NBA athletes, like yourself, i assume you r here because ur ready to see if u have wat it takes to make it in the NBA? lucky for u,i know wat it takes and i'm willing to help
”當我年輕的時候，我沒達到自己的目標就絕不離開球場。我的夢想就是成為職業球員。“--拉里·伯德
當我的偶像拉里·伯德回顧他的職業生涯時，他曾經説過這麼一句話。他絕對是一個有志氣的NBA運動員的合適榜樣。比如你，我猜你出現在這裏就表明你已經準備好去證明你有打NBA的本事。你運氣不錯，因為我知道怎麼去做，而且我願意幫你。（臭屁）
"i've failed over and over and over again in my life and that is why i succeed."- Michael Jordan
my man Michael Jordan once said that while discussing all the shots he missed during his career, all the losses his teams have taken, and all the game winning shots he has missed. the guy was a role model for aspiring athletes, like yourself, i assume you r here because ur ready to see if u have wat it takes to make it in the NBA? lucky for u,i know wat it takes and i'm willing to help
”在我的一生中，我失敗過一次又一次，這就是我成功的原因.“--邁克爾·喬丹
當談到他一生中投丟的球，輸掉的比賽和錯失的絕殺時我的偶像邁克爾·喬丹曾經這麼説過。他絕對是一個有志氣的NBA運動員的合適榜樣。比如你，我猜你出現在這裏就表明你已經準備好去證明你有打NBA的本事。你運氣不錯，因為我知道怎麼去做，而且我願意幫你。（依然臭屁）
"everybody on a championship team doesn't get publicity, but everyone can say he's a champion."-Magic Johnson
That's what the director of Showtime himself. Magic Johnson, said about winning the title. He made sure that his team was a well oiled machine and has a handful of championship rings to show for it. Do you think you have what it takes to become an NBAlegend like him? lucky for u,i know wat it takes and i'm willing to help
”不是冠軍球隊中的每個人都喜歡惹人注意，但每個人都有資格説他是總冠軍，“--魔術師約翰遜（這裏注意，很多人不知道Magic不是約翰遜的本名，但Magic名號實在太響，已經取代了他的本名：埃爾文·約翰遜。他算是唯一一個被人提起時會用外號代替本名的巨星）
這就是當”表演時刻“的”導演“魔術師約翰遜談到獲得總冠軍時説的話。他把球隊變成了完美工作的機器，並因此收穫了一大把總冠軍戒指。你運氣不錯，因為我知道怎麼去做，而且我願意幫你。（省略版臭屁）
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“The day i stopped worrying about stats is the day i started winning” it took him until midway through his career but The Daddy himself Shaquile O'Neal, learned that solid teamwork trumps great individual performance.
”直到我開始贏（總冠軍）的那一天，我才終於不再擔心我的狀態。“”老爹“沙克·奧尼爾直到生涯過半才不再只考慮自己。他明白強悍的團隊永遠勝過個人表演。
Hey, have you ever wondered why Steve Nash licks his hands? I met him at the 2004 All-Star game in Los Angeles and asked him just that. He said,"i lick my fingers because i don't like when my hands get slick, Licking my fingers helps me keep a good grip on the ball"
嘿，你有沒有想過為什麼史蒂夫·納什總是舔手指？我在2004年洛杉磯全明星賽上問他這個問題，他説：”我舔手指因為我不想我的手太光滑。舔手指能讓我更好地抓住球。“
You sitting there doing nothing reminds me of a famous quote i once heard."it's not the hours you put in, it's what you put in the hours."
你坐在這兒什麼都不幹讓我想起了一句名言，”你花了多少時間訓練並不重要，重要的是你在這些時間裏訓練了什麼。“（Sam Ewing的名言，翻譯成符合NBA的語境了）
Why are you sitting there doing nothing? Let's get going!
為什麼你坐在那裏無所事事？我們要繼續前進！
Since you're sitting there literally doing nothing, let me tell you one of my favorite walt Chamberilain quotes, "They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they 'd make up their minds." I don't know why, but t just always makes me smile.
既然你坐在那裏休息，我就告訴你一句威爾特·張伯倫的名言吧：“他們説完美是不存在的，但接着他們又説練習能讓你完美。”每次都讓我忍不住笑。
Man, since we're just sitting here, let me tell you about what I think is the greeatest play in NBA history, it was the 1980 NBA fianls, Julius Erving and the philadelphia 76ers were taking on the Magic Johnson Led Lakers. Actually, why don't let my man Magic describe the play to you." We cut him and there was nowhere for him to go but out of bounds... it's still the greatest move i've ever seen in basketball, the all-time greatest."
哥們，既然你坐在這裏休息，我跟你講講我所認為的史上最棒的比賽，那就是1980年NBA總決賽，朱利葉斯·歐文和他的費城76人戰勝了魔術師率領的湖人隊。對了，為什麼不讓魔術師自己來陳述呢？”我們把他逼向底線，他本應該除了出界沒有任何其他選擇了...這是我這輩子看過的最棒的腳步，不，是NBA史上最棒的。“（1980年總決賽第4場，J博士接隊友傳球后溜底線，連過兩人後被擠到即將出界，但J博士在籃板後反手拉桿，硬是繞過所有防守者得分）
Jason Kidd on Vince Carter's dunk at the 2000 summer games,"I think everybody was in awe, and nobody thought he was going to attempt that. but to me, that was probably the greatest play in basketball i've ever seen"
傑森·基德談到文森·卡特2000年夏天的那記扣籃時説：”我覺得每個人都為之折服。沒人認為他能做到，但對我來説，那大概就是我所見過最偉大的籃球表演。“
Karl Malone on what gets his joices flowing,"What excites me the most is when a coach calls a timeout and chews out his forward because i just dunked on his head."
卡爾·馬龍談及最高興的時刻時説：”最讓我興奮就是對方教練叫暫停並幾乎把他的前鋒生吞活剝的時候，因為我在他頭頂上扣籃。“
Jason Kidd on what it takes to make it in the NBA,"A lot of late nights in the gyms, a lot of early mornings. Especially when your friends are going out, you're going to the gym, those are the sacrifices that you have to make if you want to be an NBA basketball player."
傑森·基德談到打NBA要付出的代價是説：”很多個夜晚，很多的清晨都要呆在體育館，尤其是當你的朋友都出去玩的時候，你還是要去體育館。這就是想做NBA運動員必須做出的犧牲。“
The kid may be young and still gaining valuable experience, but Kevin Durant's got a great head on his shoulders." Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard。“ When i heard him say that, I KNEW he was going to be something special.
這個孩子也許還年輕並且仍在成長，但凱文·杜蘭特肩膀上有一個非凡的頭腦。”努力能戰勝天分“（杜蘭特玩了一個文字遊戲，這句話第一個字和最後一個字都是hard，第二個字和倒數第二個字都是work，杜蘭特肚子裏有墨水啊），能説出這種話，我就知道他將來不簡單。
At this point, i think you know that success at the highest level involves an incredible amount of confidence. Chauncey Billups is a champion. and according to him, he doesn't rattled" i'm never nervous. Not in high school, not in college. That's just the way I am。“
你知道要成功就要有自信。昌西·比盧普斯是總冠軍，他説過：“我從不緊張，在高中不會，在大學不會，這就是我。”
One thing i want you to fully understnd is that you don't have to dominate to be a leader. Kobe said it best when he said,"As far as carrying the torch for the years to come, I don't know, I just want to be the best basketball player I can be."
我希望你明白你不一定要強求自己成為領袖。科比説的好：“直到多年後有資格成為火炬手，我對此仍不十分清楚，我只是僅為我所能成為一個好球員。”
Kobe Bryant on what motivates him."Everything negative, pressure, challenges, are all an opportunity for me to rise."
科比·布萊恩特談到他打球的動力是説；“所有逼我後退的東西，比如，壓力，挑戰，都是我前進的動力。”
You know why Isiah Thomas was a champion? He understood the importance of camaraderie and teamwork, as evidenced by his quote." Basketball is not played simp1y with X's and O's. It's played with both trust and confidence."
你知道為什麼伊塞亞·托馬斯能得總冠軍麼？他知道隊友和團隊的重要性，正如他的名言所説：“籃球不是簡單的進球遊戲，打球需要信任他人與自信。”（猜測o指進球，x指沒進的球）
Hakeem Olajawon on comparing his responsibilities in basketball to his responsibilities as goalie in soccer, "in many ways, my job in soccer was like my job in basketball now. I had to protect the goal. That was the name of the game, not letting the other team score. "
哈基姆·奧拉朱旺比較他在籃球場的職責和他做足球守門員時的職責時説：“很多時候，做足球守門員和我在籃球場的工作是一樣的。我就是要阻止對方進球，這就是我全部的工作。”
let me tell you why i love KG and what he stands for;the man can find a positive in any negative. "the beautiful things about when you go through a slide is that you learn from it. Not just saying that you learn from it, but app1ying the things that you have learned." he makes mistakes, he learns, he becomes an NBA champion. it;s not a bad model to follow.
讓我告訴你為什麼我愛加內特，他能在逆境中成長。“逆境的美妙之處在於你能夠從中學習。不是説説而已，一定要落實到行動中，”他犯過錯，他從中吸取教訓，他贏得了總冠軍。他是個好榜樣。
Well, if you're just going to sit there, i'm going to teach, so pay attention. Basketball is all about awareness of what's going on around you; Larry Bird summed it up best."I always know what 's happening on the court. I see a situation occur, and i respond." Know youre next move, always have a plan.
好吧，如果你就願意坐在那裏，我要給你上課了，注意聽。打球一定要注意觀察周圍。拉里·伯德總結得很好。“我總是能知道場上發生的一切，我看到機會，就抓住它。”你要知道你下一步改怎麼做，必須提前有個疾患。
When it comes to Magic Johnson, man, James Worthy said it best,"I dont't think there will ever be another 6'9 point guard who smiles while he humiliates you"
當談到魔術師約翰遜時，詹姆斯·沃西這麼説：”我不認為將來會有第二個6尺9寸的控衞能微笑着羞辱你。“
My man Magic Johnson at Larry Bird's retirement party."Larry, you only told me one lie. You said there will be another Larry Bird. Larry, there will never, ever be another Larry Bird."
我的偶像魔術師約翰遜在拉里伯德的退役儀式上説：”拉里，你這輩子就騙了我一次。你説還會有第二個拉里·伯德，但是拉里，以後永遠，永遠不會出現另一個拉里·伯德。“（當相互競爭了一輩子的敵人兼好友要永遠地離開賽場時，魔術師對英雄相惜的大鳥説出的的一句話讓所有人動容。）
So much of basketball is about having confidence. In the locker room before the first ever 3-point contest. Larry Bird walks in and says,"So, which one of you guys is going to in second?" Hah, that gets me every time.
自信是成功的重要因素。就在第一屆三分球大賽前，拉里·伯德走進更衣室説：”那麼，你們中的哪一個是我的下一個對手？“（霸氣！）哈，每想起這句話我都為之折服。
在伯德的退役儀式上，已經退役的約翰遜穿着湖人隊服跑去攪基，我摘錄幾條經典的，其實每一句都很經典，我挑出最經典的。
Bird:and, i dont think i would ever achieved that if i dont have some body always looking out, and see what i was doing every night, i know he was watching me because i was watching him! im sure what he was doing every magic, there is one thing. we can agree on retiring now right?
magic:right.
Bird: you probably will never back again?
Magic:no
Bird:but, i want to ask you, will you get the hell out of my dreams?
伯德：如果不是有人每晚都注意看我，觀察我每晚都是怎麼做的，我連一個總冠軍都得不到。我知道他在看我，因為我也在看他。我很確信這一點。。（跳過一些）。。但是，魔術師，我們確定退役了是吧？
魔術師：是的
伯德：你以後可能再也不會復出是吧？
魔術師：不會
伯德：那麼我就請求你：你丫不要再在我夢中出現了！（暗示即使睡着伯德和約翰遜也還在競爭着...）
magic：when in L.A., and im hurt, so i cant play. im killing myself, so, larry warming up, SO, at the theme song, introduce... right before they going out to the court, Larry come down, he say: u know what? dont worry, ill put a show on for you. hahhahah, and he won out, i think score 38 points, about 20 rebounds, about 15 assists. and every shot, he will shoot, he will turn to me.
魔術師説：有一次在洛杉磯，我傷了，不能上場，那實在太痛苦了。然後，拉里在熱身，然後，放主題曲，介紹出場，就在他們上場前，拉里跑到觀眾席，他説：知道嗎，別擔心，今晚我替你表演。哈哈哈哈，他贏了，好像得了38分，大概20個板，15個助攻。每一次投進，他投完球，就轉過身來看我。（約翰遜模仿拉里轉過身微笑着衝球迷連連點頭的樣子）
Magic：i must say this, because you told me one lie, you only told me one lie in your career.
Bird: thats preety good. hahha
Magic: only one, and you only lied to the fans and people in the world one time. you know what that lie was? you dont remember do you? larry bird said that there will be another larry bird one day, and, there will never, ever, ever be another larry bird, and so, i dont care how many people how many players, there will never ever be another larry bird , so u take that to the bank, i love u, i respect u, and ill marry you. and, i'm getting out of here, before i start crying, because u know ill get emotional here.
魔術師：我必須得説：因為你對我撒了個謊，你這輩子就騙了我這一次。
大鳥：很不錯了已經，哈哈哈哈
魔術師：就這一個，你就騙了球迷和世界一次。你知道我説的是什麼麼？（拉里滿臉困惑，外加緊張）。你不記得了是吧？拉里·伯德説：將來某一天，還會有另一個拉里伯德。知道麼？將來永遠永遠永遠不會有第二個拉里伯德（滿場掌聲）。我不管將來會有多少人，有多少球員，第二個拉里伯德絕不會出現。所以説，你應該收回這句話，把它封到保險櫃裏。我愛你，尊敬你，我會願意娶你的。（囧啊，不過很好地緩衝了氣氛，米國人不喜歡太感傷），好吧，我要走了，再不走我快哭了，我是很情緒化的。
magic： and, you know this is the only time they ever clap for me.(hahhaha), this is wonderful, not getting booed or anything,(boooooooo) especially i used to complain about the calls(boooooooooo),this remind me, plz boo me because i remember all of this when i come all the old times when i used to come here. this would be great.
magic:Laker set only one jersey with your name bird on the back. (booooooooooo), yeah, boo me again.(laugh), u know i have fun with this, so go ahead. and this, this is mine and i signed it to u, "to the greatest basketball player for ever, but more important, a friend for ever."
魔術師：（臨走送禮物，禮物是兩件湖人隊服，他突然注意到波士頓球迷在鼓掌），你知道麼，你們這是第一次為我鼓掌。（全場大笑）。不被噓的感覺真好，（立馬有觀眾起鬨開始噓他）尤其是當我抱怨裁判的時候（噓聲更響了），這個提醒我了，請噓我，因為我記得以前每次來這裏都被噓。這樣才對嘛
魔術師：（掏出第一件球衣）這是湖人做的唯一一件背後印有你的名字--伯德的球衣。（球迷猛噓，因為伯德是凱爾特人對抗湖人的標誌），沒錯，接着噓呀（噓聲停了，所有人笑），你們知道，我很喜歡被噓，所以，請繼續。（掏出第二件）還有這個，這是我的球衣，我為你簽名了：致史上最偉大的球員，更重要的是：致永遠的朋友。
最後特地留給我們的神：AIRRRRR JORDAN!!!
"Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence wins championships." Truer words have never been uttered by my man Michael Jordan. When he's teachin', i'm listenin'
”天分能贏得幾場比賽，但只有團隊合作能贏得總冠軍。”我的偶像邁克爾·喬丹總能説出真理，他教，我學。
Michael Jordan on his love for the game."Even when i'm old and grey. I won't be able to play it, but i'll still love the game."
邁克爾·喬丹談及他對籃球的熱愛：”即使有一天我鬢髮花白，身形蒼老到打不動球，我仍會深愛籃球“（感動啊，不過你説頭髮花白是什麼意思？）
My man Michael Jordan on if he can fly."People ask me if i could fly, i said,' a little while'"
我的偶像喬丹被問他他是不是會飛，”人們問我是不是會飛，我説：嗯...只能飛一小會兒。“
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